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Do Guitarists actually suffer of a God complex?

It's interesting to see how many people start playing guitar because they are on their way to fame and fortune. The truth is that the music industry (backed by Hollywood) has made the figure of the guitar player into a semi-divine figure of awesomeness. Today, new guitar players have to suffer from the reputation created by the previous generation of guitar players. So for the sake of underlining a few of our flaws, here's a few jokes to lighten the issues and make some awareness of the problems one might encounter when saying the infamous phrase: "I play guitar"

Those are some of my favorites:

Q: How do you get a guitar player to quit playing?
A: Give him a sheet of music.

Q: What do you call a guitar that never finishes a job?
A: a quitar

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".

Q: What does a guitarist say at the job?
A: Would you like fries with that?

Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

Q: Why did the rock star put his guitar in the fridge?
A: Because he wanted to play cool music.

Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An algorithm

Q: What does a guitar and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

A young child told his mother "When I grow up I'm going to be a guitarist." His mother responded "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

So we use those jokes to keep our ego in check... sometimes...
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